Princess Brianna Puppet

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$12.29 /month

Hi there, I'm like low key an antichrist (pretty sure there are a lot of us!), and I want to bring about the apocalypse. That just means revealing. I mean like oh, Six of the Nine Hells, do you seriously like this world? Do you think its kings are wise? Like YHWHism is just this weird offshoots of ancient Canaanite paganism, and, not coincidentally, many attested demons are syncretizations of OTHER ancient Canaanite deities or absorptions from other pagan traditions. We're like, the edgy, sexy, goths of paganism. Although the focus of my Patreon is spiritual, we're not doing religion here, we're doing feudalism. This is fitting, because as anyone who's read a grimoire knows, Hell has a type of feudal social structure. That means I, the warrior-princess, accept pledges of fealty and in return I will slay for you, but also nurture and amuse you. And like a good Hellish noblewoman, I don't want you to be my serfs; I want you to be my legion. The monetary contributions I will demand are modest. This is not an exclusive club; Avernus welcomes all. They are merely a token of respect, the real universal currency. I am a data engineer with well over 20 years of software formal experience and if push comes to shove I'm a hot dickgirl and I can always become a whore. This blasphemy is made possible by my own demonic patrons, including (but not limited to, I'm a dumb forgetful bimbo): Father Lucifer, Mother Lilith, Duchess Gremory, Prince Stolas, Ishtar, and King Asmodeus, and my own favorite cartoon princess, Charlie Morningstar.